when your friend finds you after a tv show marathon
Over the weekend I entered a contest for a free boudoir shoot through the website xojane. Mostly because I’ve -always- wanted to do a boudoir shoot.
Well, today I was contacted and I totally won. One of the editors of xojane and I are going to hang out in our underwear and have sexy pictures taken of us.
Holy crap you guys I’m stoked!!
nah sorry i cant go out tonight, i have plans to spiral into uncontrollable anxiety starting in the early evening and ending at roughly 3 am
trying to make a situation better but ending up making it worse like
I went there.
a person complaining about puns basically invites every pun enthusiast in the vicinity to come snapping rhythmically from the shadows
when someone tells me to calm down when i’m talking about things i’m passionate about
This is the BEST THING IVE EVER SEEN