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I Love Snuggies.
I guess you could say I’m happy as a clam. #ilovedadjokes

I guess you could say I’m happy as a clam. #ilovedadjokes

'We put birds on things' #putabirdonit #portlandia

'We put birds on things' #putabirdonit #portlandia

Little dinghys. (at Old Fisherman’s Wharf)

Little dinghys. (at Old Fisherman’s Wharf)

Made it to Monterey!

Made it to Monterey!

Hello #downtownLA long time, no see.

Hello #downtownLA long time, no see.

Rare Newsies Behind the Scenes!!
Every time @lizdoverspike does my hair she takes a million and a half pictures. Here’s two.

Every time @lizdoverspike does my hair she takes a million and a half pictures. Here’s two.

Me: Liz why do you park so close to the rose bushes?
Liz: just wait till I pull out.
Me: Pulling out is never a good idea.
Mom: *hits me on the back of the head*

Why is tumblrs response to ignorance, yelling at the ignorant person?

Because you’re definitely gonna help people see the light by attacking them.

how do i get my girlfriend to shave her pussy?
Anonymous

iratheunicorn:

Here’s what you do… Go to your girlfriend’s place and apologize for tricking her into thinking you were an adult who could handle something as simple has pubic hair and then tell her she should leave you because you’re a jackass.